so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck
*people with uteruses
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
HOLY JESUS CHRIST.
I’M GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP.
MY STOMACH AS DROPPED AND I HAVE DIED YOU’RE ALL WELCOME TO ATTEND MY FUNERAL
Tom Hiddleston impressions are one of my favorite things ever.
okay, I’m not one of those people who are super into any celebrities
but dat voice
WHY IS HE DOING JUNGLE BOOK. /sobbing
*whimpers* He so needs to do voices for animated movies with Ben!
my ovaries are puddles
I was deployed in mid-2011. This was my dog’s very first reaction upon seeing me over Skype.
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