An Accident Waiting to Happen




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shodobear:


stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

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sile-the-demon-in-the-impala:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

canadachild9:

daisycruiserz:

I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL TEN MINUTES AGO THAT ANDY USED TO WEAR JESSIE’S HAT WHEN PLAYING WITH WOODY AND FOR SOME REASON THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPYimage

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Wait a second…

Jessie’s previous owner, Emily, wore a hat similar to Jessie’s. And now Andy is wearing one.

Guys… what if Emily is Andy’s mom?!

please dont do this.  not 10 years later please dont give me toy story feels

FUCK YOU PIXAR

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gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:
"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:

"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

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criminals-coronation:

lovelynobody00:

Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….
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ohgodcantbreathe

plot twist: it’s jeremy renner 

lookit those arms

CANNOT UNSEE

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mccue90:

prokopetz:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

Possibly also because Satan figures in media typically live in dark holes in the ground, spend most of their time laughing at others’ misfortunes, and communicate primarily by means of passive-aggressive snark.

That last comment

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spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

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alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

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brigwife:

Hufflepuffs are boring”

*waves Nymphadora Tonks in your general direction*

Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”

*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*

Hufflepuffs are shy”

*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*

Hufflepuffs are polite”

*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*

Source: brigwife